Joke of the day

Your Driver's License Tells It All....
> A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's
> house
> for a play date.
>
> "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
>
> "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,"
> the
> mother replied.
>
> "It's not polite."
>
> "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
>
> "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal
> questions and are really none of your business."
>
> Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and
> Daddy
> get a divorce?"
>
> "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
>
> The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends
> begin to play.
>
> "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little
> girl says to her friend.
>
> "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look
> at
> her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has
> everything on it."
>
> Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
> "I
> know how old you are, you are 32."
>
> The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find
> that
> out?
>
> "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
>
> The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
> "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
>
> "And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why
> you
> and daddy got a divorce."
>
>
>
> "Oh really?" the mother asks, "Why?"
>
>
>
>
> "Because you got an F in sex."
>
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